Corporate jargon is the language of people who need to fill silence but have nothing to say. We all have our go-to phrases — the verbal crutches we lean on when our brain needs a moment to reboot. This quiz identifies yours.
Mostly A's: Your spirit jargon is "Take This Offline." You're the person who ends discussions. You're not necessarily wrong to do this, but you should know that everyone translates "take this offline" as "I've stopped caring." Which is accurate.
Mostly B's: Your spirit jargon is "Piggyback." You're a consensus builder. You agree with things loudly. You add nothing but volume. In a meeting ecosystem, you're the echo. Echoes are important acoustically but contribute no new information.
Mostly C's: Your spirit jargon is "Circle Back." You are the master of delay. Nothing gets resolved on your watch because everything gets postponed. Your meetings end with more action items than they started with, and none of them will be completed. You're not lazy. You're strategic.
Mostly D's: Your spirit jargon is "Devil's Advocate." You disagree for sport. You see the other side of every argument, especially arguments nobody is having. You once played devil's advocate about the office coffee brand. You were technically right. Nobody thanked you.